featheredschist:

raiining:

thisiswintermute:

acceber74:

terapsina:

Someone needs to write a fic of a battalion of superheroes randomly showing up at Sam’s doorstep because they have nowhere else to go.

"Hey Sam… so Pepper threw me out of my house and Rhodey’s on vacation in Mexico."

"Steve has spoken much of you Son of Wil. Do you wish to do battle against my adopted brother?"

"So… show an archer these wings I’ve heard so much about."

"HULK. HUNGRY."

And Sam cursing Steve and Natasha in the depths of his soul because they started the trend and then told all their friends about it.

And then, one day everyone comes over and cleans Sam’s house, brings him enough groceries to stock his fridge, do his yard work, and make him dinner.

Because making Sam the babysitter for the Avengers isn’t cool and he needs to be pampered, too. 

You mean, Phil comes by to help Sam clean his house and buys him groceries because he knows exactly what it’s like to be supernanny to the Avengers…

And Sam is just, “Aw, man, thank you. I needed that.”

And Phil pats him on the shoulder. “I know.”

No, no. Phil would take the man on vacation, some place they can kick back, enjoy the scenery, and some beverages with umbrellas, or that come from crushed grapes…(ya know, since Tahiti is verboten) But for damn sure, the team would be strongly encouraged to fix up Sam’s place, wash and wax the wings, and his car. The whole shebang.

(Source: imaginaryfriendsarecool, via saranoh)

I READ SPIDER-GWEN

I NEED MORE, MARVEL. YOU HEAR ME? I NEED MORE SPIDER-GWEN IN MY LIFE.

GIVE ME SPIDER-GWEN.

This week’s comics!
Edge of the Spider-Verse #2 GWEN STACY. SPIDER-GWEN IS REAL. SHE’S REAL. OML. *devolves into crying and clutching the comic to chest*
Nova #21 Welp, I finally converted my Nova comiXology subscription (as well as my GotG subscription) to my hard copy pull list. I can now continue my love affair with the Nova corp in hard copy. It was a hard decision (means I had to wait until just now to read it as opposed to during breakfast this morning) but one that I think was a good decision. This leaves only Hawkeye as my last hold out at comiXology. I don’t foresee switching that one over because it’s so close to the end. 
Thor & Loki #5 In which we find out what happens once Odin is back in the comics. (HOW WILL ODIN BEING BACK AFFECT AGENT OF ASGARD? *flails*)
The Wicked + The Divine #4 I have no comment other than I’m excited?
Oddly Normal #1 So funny story. I’m looking for all-ages comics that my oldest niece might enjoy and I heard about this one online, so I was planning on tracking it down at my comic shop. But then when I was standing in the back looking for it, the owner of my shop just walked up to me and said “you want to read this one” and handed me this very comic. IS HE A MIND READER? (Clearly the answer is yes.)
The Storyteller: Witches 1 of 4 another comic book shop owner recommendation. I like Jim Henson. I like witches. I like comics. This will be great. I have no doubts.
Supreme Blue Rose #3 no comment other than I hope this issue relieves some of the confusion of the last issue. I mean I love a good story with a high learning curve so I’m in for the long haul right now, but a little less confusion could be a good thing.
The Superior Spider-Man #33Just reading this comic because of its connection to the Edge of the Spider-Verse. Otherwise, I don’t particularly care for 616 Spider-Man or his “superior” replacement.
And yep, that’s this week’s comics. WOOOOO. Got some reading to do!

This week’s comics!

  • Edge of the Spider-Verse #2 GWEN STACY. SPIDER-GWEN IS REAL. SHE’S REAL. OML. *devolves into crying and clutching the comic to chest*
  • Nova #21 Welp, I finally converted my Nova comiXology subscription (as well as my GotG subscription) to my hard copy pull list. I can now continue my love affair with the Nova corp in hard copy. It was a hard decision (means I had to wait until just now to read it as opposed to during breakfast this morning) but one that I think was a good decision. This leaves only Hawkeye as my last hold out at comiXology. I don’t foresee switching that one over because it’s so close to the end. 
  • Thor & Loki #5 In which we find out what happens once Odin is back in the comics. (HOW WILL ODIN BEING BACK AFFECT AGENT OF ASGARD? *flails*)
  • The Wicked + The Divine #4 I have no comment other than I’m excited?
  • Oddly Normal #1 So funny story. I’m looking for all-ages comics that my oldest niece might enjoy and I heard about this one online, so I was planning on tracking it down at my comic shop. But then when I was standing in the back looking for it, the owner of my shop just walked up to me and said “you want to read this one” and handed me this very comic. IS HE A MIND READER? (Clearly the answer is yes.)
  • The Storyteller: Witches 1 of 4 another comic book shop owner recommendation. I like Jim Henson. I like witches. I like comics. This will be great. I have no doubts.
  • Supreme Blue Rose #3 no comment other than I hope this issue relieves some of the confusion of the last issue. I mean I love a good story with a high learning curve so I’m in for the long haul right now, but a little less confusion could be a good thing.
  • The Superior Spider-Man #33Just reading this comic because of its connection to the Edge of the Spider-Verse. Otherwise, I don’t particularly care for 616 Spider-Man or his “superior” replacement.

And yep, that’s this week’s comics. WOOOOO. Got some reading to do!


Clint didn’t give kids the large halloween candies this year because he ate them all himself. He only had the fun size left.

Clint didn’t give kids the large halloween candies this year because he ate them all himself. He only had the fun size left.

(Source: blandmarvelheadcanons)

(Source: simplyseasons, via enigma731)

killuangel:

don’t you think it’s kind of funny that we have these characters with magical powers that go on incredible adventures and do amazing things and that’s really impressive but after a while we’re like “okay so what if they just owned a coffee shop. imagine them filing their taxes”

(via bonitabreezy)